> Okay, speaking of bad parkers (see previous thread) this is good for a laugh. Please don't be offended...
>
> (BTW. My favorite is the last one...my place of residence)
>
> Indigenous Driving Styles
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
>
> One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
>
> One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
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> One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.
> With gun in lap: L.A.
>
> Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
>
> Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
>
> One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
>
> One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
> throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas
>
> Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floorboard, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Georgia
>
> Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
> driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> Florida
>
> One hand on wheel, one hand holding cell phone while driving 90mph in a 55 zone 2 feet behind next vehicle, with 4 inches on each side of barricade walls for 80 miles until next open exit: Utah
>
> Ti'anybody else?'cia

Ok, my turn!
Maryland: One hand on wheel, one hand adjusting radio, one hand out the window, one ha- . . . crap.

Nevermind.

Bal "whoops" anthalus