> Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
>
> Everyone's talking about Nostradamus these days, but nobody ever
> remembers his first name. Except you. People may think it's pretentious of
> you to talk about "Bob Nostradamus", but who cares? They'll all die when
> the comet hits, anyway.

It's amazing how true this is. Even the guy who wrote this humorscope doesn't remember his first name.
It's *Mike* Nostradamus.

Paul, who really is a Scorpio