> When was the last time you adjusted the vertical hold, the horizonal hold, brightness and, picture?

I adjusted some o' that thar brightness last week. But my TV don't have no vertical horizontal hold knobs n'amore. That's all automated now.

> Have you ever seen a TV with rabbit ears?

Yeah. Mine. But we had to buy the rabbit ears separate, see? We don't have cable.

> How many channels can you actually get with an old TV with only channels 2 through 13?

Round here, about six, tops.

> When was the last time you choked your engine?

Never.

> Have you ever stated a car by coasting it down a hill?

Never.

> When was the last time you dialed a rotary dial?

I almost did last week at my folks in Ohio. They have a old-fashioned phone in the hallway, but never use it. I was going to make a call on it, but then though I'd rather go make the call in kitchen, where the phone has a longer cord and a place to sit while you talk, if you like.