Trick or treat.
This is rather dull at first, but stay with me.
When I travel, I wear a little Medic Alert bracelet with the word "diabetic" on it. Unfortunately, about a month ago, I left it on the nightstand in our daughter's guest room down in Georgia. We were back down there again last week, but I didn't see it anywhere. I forgot about it until today, so I asked my wife if she had seen it. She immediately burst out laughing.

Here is the story:
It seems she had asked grandson Alex, almost nine years old, how he dressed for Halloween. "I went as a diabetic," he said. Surprised, she asked how he dressed to look like a diabetic, and he said, "I wore Poppop's bracelet."

So where is the bracelet? It was last seen in his bag of trick or treat candy.
Howard