> I haven't seen The Sound of Music since I was a kid, so I'm not the most qualified to talk about it, but, dude, how can you go wrong with Nazis and Julie Andrews? The movie has *Nazis*, and they're chasing *Julie Andrews*. That, my friends, is cinematic GOLD.

It would have been better if they had been chasing Bat Boy.

> Also, that list needs Rocky Horror.
>
> -Eric "Grease sucks" Sleator

It's one of the more concrete axioms of science that expressing the amount by which Rocky Horror is superior to Grease requires numbers so large that only gremlinn has ever heard of them. I think that was Fermat's Almost-Next-To-Last Theorem, which is the only mathematical theorem I know of offhand that's actually funnier than Fermat's Next-To-Last Theorem.

See, this is the point. Even math is more entertaining than Grease.