The following may have actually happened, or it may not.

wintermute: Al-you-min-ee-um. I speak correctly and you do not.
[TICIA and DON try to fix their van with DUCT TAPE, a bottle of LOTION, and a CHOPSTICK.]
LaZorra: Giggle. Honk.
Don: Look at these cool pipe bombs I made.
Randy: One time, I ate a bug.
Stephen: ZOMG I CAN REMEMBER THINGS!!!
famous: DO NOT HIT TEH BABAY HAED
Sam: Even though it is perfectly nice outside, I must have more air-conditioning!
ahmoacah: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep . . .
[WINTERMUTE and SAM and DAVE have a SWORDFIGHT and DIE.]
Leen: Even I am unsure of how to pronounce my horse's name.
[ROSE beats up ENIGMA and LAUGHS about it.]
Everyone: Crap! Crap! *jiggle* *jiggle*
[MARYAM and TALKINGDOG conduct TELEPATHIC CONVERSATIONS.]
LaZorra: This was very strange in how not strange it was.
Dave: Uh-huh.

An actual RU account to follow. ;-)

La"I MISS PEOPLE"Zorra