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The Viking Sagas (1995)



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Sometimes it's not immediately obvious why a movie is bad. While watching The Viking Sagas, it was painfully obvious that the movie wasn't working, right from the start, when a guy's father's dying words sound like Yoda. Neither the whole nor the movie's individual scenes come off in any sort of positive light, and it gets progressively worse as it goes. But it took a moment of reflection afterward for me to figure out why. It's because it's dumb. The whole movie is dumb. There's a mind boggling amount of dumb stuff here. Nonstop dumbness everywhere. Don't watch this movie ever, unless you have the compulsive urge to see something dumb.