Thirteen Directed by Catherine Hardwicke 2003 Ultra-Condensed by Adam Ward Evan Rachel Wood I'm unpopular. Nikki Reed I'm a whore. Evan Rachel Wood I'll be your friend. Nikki Reed Have some drugs. Evan Rachel Wood Now my life sucks. (cut cut cut) Nikki Reed You need help. Evan Rachel Wood Nuh-uh. (cry cut cry) THE END