#431

As I rowed my little boat
Toward the river shore,
A small black bird kept me from landing,
Quoth the raven, "never moor."

#432

• What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?
• Take me to your liter!

#433

• What's yellow and 1454 feet tall?
• The Empire State Banana.

#434

• Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?
• Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

#435

• What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom?
• He's a real fun-guy.

#436

Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."

#437

• Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit?
• They called it the herd shot 'round the world.

#438

• Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
• He wanted to transcend dental medication.

#439

• Why did the traffic light turn red?
• Because it saw the other one changing!

#440

• What does an attorney wear to work?
• A law suit.