#141

Sunburn: Getting what you basked for.

#142

To err is human; to moo bovine.

#143

A director decides that he's going to make a movie based on the lives of famous classical composers. Looking for a prospective cast, he asks Sylvester Stallone which composer he would like to play in the movie. Stallone thinks for a moment and says, "I like Mozart. Let me be Mozart."

The director then turns to Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him who he'd like to play. Arnold replies, "I'll be Bach!"

#144

• Why was the firewood punished?
• It was knotty.

#145

• How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
• A buck an ear.

#146

• How did the alien tie his shoes?
• With an astroknot.

#147

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
• Nacho cheese.

#148

• What part of the road is always crying?
• The breakdown lane.

#149

• Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door?
• He strained himself.

#150

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.