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#145

People are always down on office jobs, but I think it would be great to work in a Rubix Cubicle. You get to hang out in your own little cubicle, and except for it suddenly swiveling up on its side or even completely upside down, it would be comfortable, safe, and secure. Since the orientation of all the cubes would be constantly changing, annoying bosses and coworkers would have a hard time finding you. It becomes a game, you see, to move your cubicle around in such a way as to keep anyone with actual work away. But they're twisting their own cubicles around to try to get you, so it becomes a multiplayer game of strategy and fast reflexes. If they get to you, too bad, you have to do the work. But the reward for the best players is no work at all. As if that wouldn't be cool enough, you could have all kinds of subgames, like seeing who can get to a group meeting in the fastest time. With a set up like this, boredom at the workplace would be a thing of the past.