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#165

My thoughts are important to keep in mind, so I think an I Think thought-a-day calendar would be a great idea. But it would be a huge up front cost to get some calendar company to make me a customized calendar, and then I'd have to go through the toil of selling them to people individually, so I think it would be a colossally inefficient use of my time to make money this way. Instead, I have decided to provide instructions, free of charge, for how you can make your own I Think thought-a-day calendar. Then I can sue you for copyright infringement when you follow them. First, get 92 sheets of printer paper and cut them into quadrants with scissors. Throw three of the resulting 368 pieces of paper away, two if it's leap year. Write a different date and a different I Think thought on each page. There aren't 365 thoughts on this site yet, so when you run out, fill in the remainder of the pages with quotes stolen from other proprietary portions of RinkWorks. Then sort the pages in chronological order, stack them in a neat pile, and smear glue all over the top edge. Finally -- and this is the most important step -- send me mail with your full name, address, phone number, a Polaroid of your calendar, and a list of suitable court dates.