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#133

I got a puppy. I'm crate training it. It spends lots of its time in a crate, lined with a big comfy blanket and filled with all kinds of toys to play with. What did this dog do to deserve such luxury? I want to get a big crate for me to live in. I'll fill it with blankets, pillows, books, toys, and stuff and just hang out in there all the time. Better yet, I think I'll boot the dog out of her crate and make her fix me my meals.