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The Dialectizer

Convert English text to any of several comic dialects.

The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text below. If you have questions about what The Dialectizer does or how it does it, please see the "Information" section toward the bottom of this page.

Dialectize a Web Page

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  • More Dialects. New dialects really are on the way, but as past experience has shown, completion of these dialects is difficult to predict. I will post new dialects sometime in the vague future.

  • How It Works. If you are curious about how The Dialectizer does what it does, here's how it works.

  • Not Discriminatory. The Dialectizer is not intended to be racist, sexist, or otherwise demeaning or discriminatory. Here is our position on this matter.

  • Legal Disclaimer. Here is the legal disclaimer for The Dialectizer.

  • Copyrights. The Dialectizer does not infringe on copyrights. Here is an explanation.

  • Blocking Your Site. If you do not wish to allow your site to be dialectized, there are several ways you can block your site from being accessed by The Dialectizer. Here are instructions for doing this.

  • Other Web Page Translating Sites. Here is a list of other features that translate other web pages automatically.

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