Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle
By Betty MacDonald
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Parent
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, my child has a bad habit.
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle
Stand aside. I will fix it.
(Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle fixes the kid's bad habit via unconventional but
funny means.)
(Repeat EIGHTY times.)
THE END
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